Some people lose their minds after a break-up...others lose their penises. Just ask Chinese man Fei Lin who claimed that theives "stole his penis" in the middle of the night. "They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," he says. Lucky Mr. Lin was so shocked he didn't actually feel a thing (he says), but police are convinced the "penis thevies" were jealous lovers of the many women Lin was having affairs with. (Who wants to bet Fei Lin has been locking his doors at night ever since?)[/size]